So, last night I wasn’t sleeping very well because of this stupid head cold. So finally, at about 5:30 a.m. I decided to just give myself a pass on the upcoming day and took tylenol PM and crashed on the couch. Needless to say there was not much dreaming going on. There was a really lame one involving my old job at the Olive Garden and verbalizing to the managers how stupid it was for them to let me walk away, but there was nothing interesting in that dream, so I’m going to relate a dream that I remember from 6 months ago involving a famous opera singer and my favorite Hollywood couple Brangelina!
I was taking voice lessons from Marilyn Horne, who is very well-known Soprano who has sung around the world. I was in her very dark office standing by the piano, and she of course loved my voice. But she kind of went psycho real quick. I don’t remember how they got there, but Brad and Angelina came to rescue and a battle ensued. Marilyn was getting the best of them for awhile and actually killed Brad with a shot to the head. This of course angered Angelina greatly and she somehow procured a chainsaw and decapitated Marilyn with it. I guess that leaves one less Soprano in the world.
I promise not all of my dreams are this violent and I have never had any intention of wanting Marilyn Horne decapitated. The real question is: Why is Brad such a big sissy in all my dreams, and Angelina is ALWAYS kicking trash! 
Dude, Matt! These dreams are EPIC!! Thanks for starting a blog about them! You’re in love with Angelina…that’s why Brad died; so you can get the girl.